10 reasons a blog is better than a boyfriend

10 reasons a blog is better than a boyfriend

With the help of logic, memes, and my fellow lady bloggers, I came to the realisation that every aspect of blogging can give you (I guess almost…) all the perks of having a boyfriend, without having to endure the awkwardness of finding one, or then having to maintain him…

Unless you’re a very lucky person, you’ve probably sat on your bed with your hands over your face, wondering if this onion-man is worth all your tears and stress.

 Side note – onion man, someone who constantly makes you cry. Derives from the classic meme: 

I can tell you all the great things about having a boyfriend in your life. Sure, they give you sugar, spice and everything nice (someone’s gotta maintain all of us power puff girls out here.) But… Are they really any better than having a blog? 

Here are 10 reasons why having a blog is better than having a boyfriend

  1. Your audience will actually listen to you. You know what I’m talking about. 
  2. You will actually get some sound advice… The kind that only we can give each other. None of this “you’re over exaggerating,” and “it’s not that big of a deal.” 
  3. You can go extra girl power on yourself – and your audience! No, this doesn’t mean hating men, but what’s better than having a girl gang to support you instead?! 
  4. You still have inside jokes, and even better: with yourself! Because no one can make you laugh like you can… 
  5. You will be appreciated, 
  6. & complimented… To no end! 
  7. You will always have someone to share everything with. Yep, all those memes, doggy videos, pictures of your pets. All of it. 
  8. Other bloggers will want to see you succeed. So show off all your successes! 
  9. It will keep you hustling! Hustle, hustle, princess. 
  10. It will keep you sane. Let it all out, girl. 

I mean, having a boyfriend is not the end of the world. I would suggest against it. But if you do really feel like it’s the right choice for you, don’t go for the onion-man!


Feature Photo by Marten Bjork on Unsplash

 

46 Responses

  1. Oh my god, Lav. I didn’t think I could love you more than I already did. But it JUST HAPPENED. This is f*cking hilarious and SO ACCURATE. You and your blog are serious #relationshipgoals!! Thank you for your humor. Love ya long time. ❤

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  2. Simply Chloe

    Onion man is definitely a no-go 😂 I’m with you on all of these points! Ain’t got time for no little boys, all I need is my blog, fellow baddass bloggers, a glass of wine and I’m set. Thanks for posting and reiterating why I love blogging so much! Xxx

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  3. Omg girl you KILLED it!!!! The onion-man analogy had me dying! Loved your creative voice here, lots of personality and lots of girl-power!!!! What can be better??? Certainly not a boy 😉😂❤️

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      1. Okay if down the road you ever wanted to create some kind of product line or business, THAT NEEDS TO BE YOUR SLOGAN!!! “All you need is Lav”. Wow, you’re a genius!!! ❤

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  4. Chloe Jane

    Oh my god I love this Lav hahaha. This is amazing, you’re not wrong with any of your points! ‘your audience will actually listen to you’ ahaha, why do guys not listen and then like 2 days later they’re like you didn’t tell me that and you’re like uh yeah I did you just didn’t listen lol. I do have a lovely boyfriend though so I’ll probably keep him and my blog haha but I love this ❤️

    Chloe Chats xx

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  5. Your post is so cute! haha I have a husband that is very supportive 💖 I will let my husband read this. I’m sure he will get a bit annoyed but it’s okay cause Iove annoying him 😂😂😂

    key

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  6. This is so cute funny n honestly so true! Im married but if i wasn’t i would feel so happy having a successful small blog. Iy really does give you joy. Im glad i saw this cause it makes me appreciate blogging more 😁😁💕

    ♡ Kiki | soyvirgo.com

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  7. Sharon Padon

    ‪Lol stop this I told myself this all 2018!!! I am manifesting the appearance of am amazing and loving boyfriend for 2019 lol ‬. I am looking forward to new said boyfriend helping with blog photos tho😉😉😉

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  8. Geraldine

    All good reasons there girl!! I’m not dating an onion man though so I think I’ll keep him … but focus on my blog too HAHAH! I love the blogging community in that we can get SO MUCH encouragement and advice from other supportive helpful people and we can in turn do the same! ❤

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